It’s very interesting when people only text or call you because they want a ride somewhere or they need you to do something for them. I make a point not even to respond to their texts. If you want to be my friend, ACT like a friend dammit. Don’t keep me on speed dial as your personal psychiatrist/chauffeur. Not nice. Not nice at all.

Although, if someone proposed I be their psychiatrist/chauffeur for a reasonable price (plus mileage), I would take it into serious consideration.