“En Jury eh?”- Farsi translation: “Oh is that how it is?”

I almost got attacked by an escaped golden retriever when I walked out my door yesterday. So then I had to RUN to my car, carrying a crap load of stuff in my arms. The dog just barely missed nipping at my leg by like an INCH before I was able to close my car door. Then mid-drive I managed to spill tea all down my blouse. Then I realized my scarf was stuck hanging outside my door, but I couldn’t really do anything about it because I was on the freeway. Then I arrive to my destination late, because of course the interstate was jam packed. And my gps is broken. 

Hopefully today will be better.