October 2010
2 posts
"En Jury eh?"- Farsi translation: "Oh is that how...
I almost got attacked by an escaped golden retriever when I walked out my door yesterday. So then I had to RUN to my car, carrying a crap load of stuff in my arms. The dog just barely missed nipping at my leg by like an INCH before I was able to close my car door. Then mid-drive I managed to spill tea all down my blouse. Then I realized my scarf was stuck hanging outside my door, but I...
Job Hunt Tip #1
Always take a bottle of water if offered to you. You just wasted half a tank of gas driving to their crummy office. The least they can do is pay you $1.25 via a bottle of water.
September 2010
11 posts
What's in a :)
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1 tag
eh?
Whatever happened to Portugal. the Man?
9 tags
It's hairy out there
Ok because I know all 11 of you have just been ITCHING to know..I no longer look like a 12 year old. My hair is growing out [at quite a rapid pace] and it’s no longer in the shape of a bob. My hair is currently reaching to my shoulders and I look at least 18 years of age. For this I am eternally grateful. I really don’t think I’m going to cut my hair that short ever again. It was...
BUT: the upside is that I got to see Tegan and Sara today :}
Just love love love how no one in my family has a stitch of loyalty running through their disgusting veins.
Big smile, little smile
Going to see Tegan and Sara today!!
From my flickr...
Hmmm..should I start tumbling again??
February 2010
21 posts
What’s worse than Keri Hilson trying to sing in Spanish? Uhh…nothing.
What could go wrong?
Everything.
I am so sick of stupid people.
Unhappy Valentines Day to me
My Dirrty Glam inspired photos. I’m not even going to tell you what I had to do to my room to get the lighting the way I wanted for these shots. I’m surprised I even had time to take these this weekend. I’m surprised I’m awake right now at 5 AM. I’ve been surprised by a lot these days it seems. This weekend I learned about more lies people have been spreading...
This might all sound really cliche but this is...
Tonight I’m going to talk to the girls:
If a guy only tells you you’re hot, it doesn’t mean he loves you. It doesn’t mean he thinks you’re amazing and wants to be with you. If he tells you you’re hot it doesn’t mean he thinks your smile is beautiful and will miss you when you’re gone. He won’t miss your laugh, he won’t miss the way you lay your head on his shoulder, and he won’t be thinking about...
You all are up too damn early. It’s an effing Saturday.
I dyed my hair black again. And this time I broke out in an itchy scalp rash. FML.
My 70-something yr old neighbor has a date tonight. He’s taking his lady love to some steak place near my house. How come he’s got a hot date tonight and I don’t?
And three mimosas later…
"I'm like a Fantasy," said the Sroom...
I was almost very successful with picking all the mushrooms off my pizza tonight. So you might be thinking “Oh so you’re too good to eat mushrooms but not too good to take pictures of them?” And you know what my answer to that is? A big fat YES. Oooh I finally watched Big Fish last night with Ewan McGregor. That was such a good movie. I’m so disappointed that I’ve...
January 2010
39 posts
I didn’t know that Vampires went bowling.
Bygone the daygone
This is my favorite time of the day to sleep. So now I’m going to sleeeep…
I Just flushed the toilet while my sister was in the shower :}
A RESPONSE BY AN ASPIRING SCREENWRITER WHOSE...
Haha! This is hilarious…I’ve been working on a screenplay for about 10 months now. Note to self: make sure my screenplay is in no shape or fashion exactly like Robocop >.<
Thank you Youmightfindyourself, this made my night :)
youmightfindyourself:
Dear Paramount Pictures,
Thank you for considering my screenplay. While I appreciate your comments, I feel I must clarify a few...
I MISS SKINS!
So true..I miss Generation 1. These new kids rub me the wrong way >.<
annavictoriaaa:
Fuck you America for not having this awesome show except on BBC which never plays it anymore!
(Run-on sentence….?)
It’s very interesting when people only text or call you because they want a ride somewhere or they need you to do something for them. I make a point not even to respond to their texts. If you want to be my friend, ACT like a friend dammit. Don’t keep me on speed dial as your personal psychiatrist/chauffeur. Not nice. Not nice at all.
Although, if someone proposed I be their...
I don’t want to grow up.
bathtime...
Bad news: I have a final tomorrow. Worse news: I just realized I’m really bad at studying.
1nfinite:
eliseinvincible:
I really wish my ex would stop commenting on all my FB status updates >.<
I’ve been there… isn’t it awfully awkward on their part? >.<
Extremely awkward on so many levels…