“En Jury eh?”- Farsi translation: “Oh is that how it is?”

I almost got attacked by an escaped golden retriever when I walked out my door yesterday. So then I had to RUN to my car, carrying a crap load of stuff in my arms. The dog just barely missed nipping at my leg by like an INCH before I was able to close my car door. Then mid-drive I managed to spill tea all down my blouse. Then I realized my scarf was stuck hanging outside my door, but I couldn’t really do anything about it because I was on the freeway. Then I arrive to my destination late, because of course the interstate was jam packed. And my gps is broken. 

Hopefully today will be better.

Job Hunt Tip #1

Always take a bottle of water if offered to you. You just wasted half a tank of gas driving to their crummy office. The least they can do is pay you $1.25 via a bottle of water.

What’s in a :)

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SO tonight my ex sent me a text message. And it was so unexpectedly sweet. damn me for being so sentimental. It took so much for me to not put a :) in my reply back. 

eh?

Whatever happened to Portugal. the Man?

It’s hairy out there

Ok because I know all 11 of you have just been ITCHING to know..I no longer look like a 12 year old. My hair is growing out [at quite a rapid pace] and it’s no longer in the shape of a bob. My hair is currently reaching to my shoulders and I look at least 18 years of age. For this I am eternally grateful. I really don’t think I’m going to cut my hair that short ever again. It was so impractical, for these reasons so please take note:

• I like to take naps. And naps destroy short straight hair (actually it destroys short curly hair as well).
• It took forever to straighten my short hair (when the pieces of hair are shorter I had to pay extra extra attention to detail-now I only have to pay extra attention to detail and it takes me only half as long to finish).
• I had to get my hair cut almost every 2-3 weeks to maintain its shape (or else it would become lopsided and retarded looking-this takes much $$$).

So as you can see, short hair did not suit me. Actually I felt quite naked..and seeing as it was the ending of last winter that I cut it, my neck was extremely cold ALL the time. 

Also, I miss the feeling I get from letting my wet hair fall down my back in the shower. Or lounging in bed and letting it rest down my bare back. And if those last two sounded in any way sexual, I DO deeply apologize, that was not my intention. It’s just that I have an intense emotional connection to my hair, one that I had never noticed until I chopped it all off. Oh well…a lesson learned right?

BUT: the upside is that I got to see Tegan and Sara today :}

Just love love love how no one in my family has a stitch of loyalty running through their disgusting veins.